I’m in the process of drafting an angry letter in regards the tooth fairy’s failure to show on Halloween night to pick up items owed to her, the cow.
Dan lost one of his front teeth during the Halloween festivities and stuck it under his pillow for retrieval by said fairy. Next morning, to his horror, the tooth was still there, there was no coinage to speak of. The fairy had forgotten him.
We couldn’t imagine what had happened. Had the tooth fairy perhaps had one glass of wine too many and forgotten about us?
The next night the tooth vanished and three quid was left in it’s place along with a note that read:
“Hey Daniel!
This is the tooth fairy, what’s the craix?
Sorry about last night, was shot down by a stray firework over Creggan and spent the night in casualty getting my singed wing fixed up. Nice tooth specimen, by the way.
Thanks!
TF
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