Overheard conversation between the husband and middle son...
Caolan: "Daddy what's that green flag flying outside our school that says Eco-School on it?"
Husband: "That's an alien flag, son. It means aliens have taken over your school and they've raised that flag there to say that they've beaten your teachers and conquered the territory."
Caolan: "Really?"
Husband: "Yes, you see they raise the flag on the pole so that other aliens who might be flying overhead knows that they can park there in the playground beside the monkey bars."
Caolan: "Really?"
Husband: "Yes, and by the time you go back after the half term break the aliens will have taken over the minds and bodies of your teachers, so you'll be in for a few more interesting lessons."
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